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 For Homestuck. Links will go to either the archive link on AO3 or the livejournal entry with the fic inside, and/or if relevant the link to its postage in homesmut . Just like a Kinder egg. I tend to post anonymously on the comm but de-anon here or on AO3, as I prefer being anonymous up until a later point of archival as I am shy or something. These are the fills I have de-anoned on.

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This journal is for inevitably posting things I de-anon it from homesmut and elsewhere, if just because I have a deep and thorough love for pretty formatting.

My name is t_ZM and I am way too fond of fictional thirteen-year-old computer-game players. If you are at all interested in contacting or friending even with that rider, drop a note off here! I will most likely friend back. Amazing.

Jul. 20th, 2011



Sign-ups are now open for the first ever Homestuck Shipping Olympics!
The HSO is an event that brings fans together to create awesome stuff and hang out. You can participate by signing up with a livejournal account here and choosing which ship to support! Please only sign up if you can be polite and respectful about other ships; we want this to be a really fun experience for everybody. Sign-ups will be open from now until August 1.

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If we got extra points for suffering, I should have been awarded extra points. I couldn't decide teams. I ended up dragging in paraTactician for the Dave/Terezi cause (WHO IS THE NICEST GUY, BTW, AND DISARMINGLY INTELLIGENT AND FUNNY) and then abandoning at last moment for John/Karkat again, while screaming the lyrics of "Anthem" into Ceph's IM box. No man, no madness, though their sad powers may prevail -- may possess, conquer my ship preference's heart.

I'm still torn. Team Rose/Kanaya is a juggernaut of Herculean powers, but Team Dave/Terezi has some serious powerhouses. But my country needs me.

You do get to eat the other teams at the end to absorb their powers, right? I totally read that in the guidelines.

My WiPs and a meme.

First: roachpatrol made me the most amazing piece of art for weeds decay, and every time I look at it I am kind of blown away. Every single thing about it is perfection itself. Thank you so much, R.

I'm going to make a fics recs post a little soon just for a couple stories in fandom out there that aren't getting the attention I think they should, so keep on the lookout for that. In the meantime, though, I will depress myself into productivity by wordcounting my in-progress stories. This isn't an exhaustive list, but simply the stories I should be working on at the moment but aren't. Listed in order of need-to-do.


The Fisher-Prince, Hemostuck, Eridan: 3,077
The Conscience Of Eurydice; The Wwhisperer In The Darkness, Rose: 2,205
there are caravans we follow, Dave/Terezi: 1,120
Contrapasso, working title for Lalonde's Inferno sequel, Eridan/Rose/Kanaya, Vriska/Tavros: 1,462
Stuck In A Moment, Streetstuck, Eridan and Rose: 2,646
The Continuing Adventures Of Dr. Lalonde And Her Colleague, "Monster Truck" Harley, Rose and Jade: 647
Terezi Eats A Bunch Of Soap, working title, Dave/Terezi: 803
the last long lap is the hardest, a weeds decay/rust and stardust sequel, Feferi: 108

Now that you all probably feel better about yourselves, I am gonna steal a meme from inkpool.

Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot.

C'MON THIS SOUNDS AMAZING

HELP ME PROCRASTINATE JUST AFTER I TOLD YOU ALL I WAS PROCRASTINATING REALLY VERY HARD
Previously, this story was a hardboiled mindfuck adventure. Totally unenjoyable. I have made it into a romance novel circa 1997* so that it can be enjoyed by a wider variety of people and touch on more topical issues. I am pretty sure cephiedvariable is super grateful that I have turned her borey into a story.

*or anything written by Cassie Edwards

THE BLUE-COLLAR DETECTIVE'S SECRET MIRACLE ACCIDENT BABYCollapse )

And that is how I fixed everything.

For my next trick I will probably rewrite The Long Game as Christian lit circa 1997.

THE WINNER TAKES ALL

So I have been a little remiss in not swagging up the final post of Marchingstuck: mainly because so much of Marchingstuck is now a tenderly added-to universe with a bunch of hilarious funny contributors and you can find them all on Tumblr, a place I refuse to go to because then I'd never get any work done again.* This post will serve as the very ersatz "final post" right up until like three weeks later when I am sure Shelby and I will talk about it again.

Until then I must ask you to emphatically follow:

PROMSTUCK: the fanadventure of Marchingstuck's Senior Prom (in progress, written by me and Ceph, illustrated by Shelby)
FUCK YEAH MARCHINGSTUCK: the nice repository for anything and everything Marchingstuck

Marchingstuck, twice as many calories as other -stucks.

*i never get any work done anyway

SWEET SWEET VICTORYCollapse )

oh

Reactions me and mine had to the last update. This reminds me of the wailing wall we all went and had with inkpool. Extra wailing wall commences within. I warn you, when I say wailing I mean it really literally is me textually wailing, there is very little content herein on my part.

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SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME

I am fully aware that most people on my friendslist will soon defriend me if I talk any more Marchingstuck, but it keeps happening. This is more about Promstuck, a special subset of Marchingstuck regarding proms, but is also the tender and thoughtful tale of how Rose Lalonde (drum major) fell for Kanaya Maryam (uniforms operator). And by tender and thoughtful I mean "not even remotely," "this is Marchingstuck," "what were you expecting."

It also contains copious amounts of prom, which is the shallowest place you can go in any high school AU and I'm not even sorry.

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HOW I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER

Marchingstuck seems to be one of those things that started off as a tiny, stupid pebble rolling down a hill, and now has about ten million other pebbles rolling down alongside it. Because I am of the impression some of you want to see more, here beneath is MARCHINGSTUCK II: SON OF MARCHINGSTUCK containing nothing you ever wanted to know about Feferi and Karkat doing Model UN. Mainly worth it for Shelby's pictures.

If you go back to the other log, there are now other pictures.

Also if you are someone who drew pictures and you're okay with them being In The Log, please say so as everything is better illustrated.

WARNING: KARKAT VANTAS MAKES ASSUMPTIVE JUDGEMENTS ON THE SEXUAL HABITS OF BANANAS

and they're still marching right today!Collapse )